Randomality : Reason For Impatient Drivers On The Roads Of Penang

So this morning I was on my way to fetch a friend and in front of me the traffic light turned red so I slowed down ... Before I know it a car just zoomed in just so he could be right in front of me ! And the car was a proton which looked something like this

With the seemingly "bad ass" spoiler the guy inside looks as if he's ready to race ... But the real reason was not the "cool" spoiler but rather this ...

The Proton's a FUCKING LANCER ! A Proton Lancer ! Amazing !

"I'm sorry sir , is your PROTON LANCER going from 0 to 100 km/h in 3 seconds ? I'm sorry I blocked your way ... " . It seems ego gives your car a speed boost ... I should try doing that to my old Proton Saga .

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Randomality : Confusing Much ?

Went to Pelita last night with the guys and got this receipt ...

How are we suppose to know how much should each guy pay if everything is just MAKAN ?!

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Randomality : This Guy Owns !!!